Your mother

Happy Fourth of Julie Andrews

2008-07-05T16:35:57Z

Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down!

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2008-07-02T20:07:58Z

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Well well well.

2008-06-27T03:41:48Z

Haven't posted in a while and I'm done playing Tekken for a now.
Nothing new has happened and it's pretty boring. Although Nick and Susie are coming over to my house tomorrow and maybe if my mom gets back from her trip by then she can take us to see that new movie Wall-E. Lol. Shut up it looks really cute.
I need to get my license already. My restricted or whatever. Idk wtf it is but yeah I want to drive. :\
I don't know why but my dog has been so fucking crazy lately. The yesterday me and my sister were playing with her and sometimes we make her really hyper until she's just really tired but this time she got so excited out of nowhere she just took a shit right there on the carpet. I had to clean it up but we were like what the fuck and she knew she was in trouble. Then she took a bunch of post it notes packs from my moms desk and chewed them up all over the place.
Then i leave her in the cage as punishment for the rest of the day and I take her out at night. (Don't worry it was just a couple of hours. No animal cruelty or anything. Don't call the cops.) Then around midnight I hear a noise outside my door in the bathroom next to my room and i open the door and I just see my dog fucking haul ass like a fucking bat out of hell so fast she was like a blur(Lol simile) and she was attempting to go into my bathroom and take some toilet and ofcourse tear that shit up all over the place. So i put her in the cage AGAIN and then before I go to bed which was like at 2 am I take her out to sleep.
Then I get up this morning and she fucking gutted one of our couch pillows and Its like heaven on earth with all that white fluff on the floor and I look at it from the top of the stairs. So i scold her and put her in the cage and yea the usual. And ofcourse I have to clean it up.
Long story short that bitch has lost her Sleep-Outside-The-Cage privileges. Me and my family seriously don't know why the fuck she's acting like this. She was never like this before. But i think since she's still growing and barely a year old it may be hormones or something. But we're not getting her neutered. We want little puppies from her and besides once she has puppies the life is gonna get sucked outta her just like her mom. CRAZY AS FUCK before puppies. AW FUCK I HAVE TO WALK AGAIN after puppies.
Maybe she's out of her mind but just look how adorable she is in a shirt. "Stylin'!"

Haiku of the Week
Shitting dick nipples
My dog is fucking psycho
But she is so cute.

Yaaay

2008-06-17T21:49:11Z

I beat Phantom Hourglass like 20 minutes ago. :3 That's all thats new. Ohya more wierd dreams. I had a dream that me and Donna were al Disney and for some reason there was a Pocahontas ride and it was sooo crappy and Donna was scared and she was like I need to get off so we left half way through the ride.
Then all of a sudden im like older like a Junior or something and it's the last day of school and it's pouring rain outside and then me, tati, and dani have to like run home and we go to this maze that has apparently been in from of the school this whole time and then I was going through the maze and I saw like a bunch of Drake & Josh trivia on the walls.
Lol. Then i got seperated from them and went to my friend Anthony's house and everyone else was there and he was all quiet cause somehow his brother and some other guy died. Then he showed me pictures of the bodies even though I really didn't want to look and they were so destroyed it was disgusting.
So i left feeling bad and grossed out and I told my mom what happened and she's like "Oh that's terrible."
Then my sister came in the room and woke me up.

Haiku of the Week
Mr. T owns you
Quit yo jibba jabba, foo.
He pities the fool.

woo

2008-06-16T13:30:47Z

I hope you all had a good Father's Day. I had a fun one. We all went to my cousin's house and had the same get together my dad's family always has for every holiday and occasion. But my cousin has a Wii so it was hilarious to see my two aunts trying to beat eachother in wii boxing and one of them wasnt even holding it right and they would just go crazy flailing around.
Funny funny. Then my cousin was so shocked cause she says that no one has ever beaten her in wii boxing even against a bunch of guys or whatever and then I challenged her and she sooo went down.
Then she like couldn't let it go for the rest of the day like "I hate you omg I can't believe you did that." and then my sister Jessica challenged her too and she beat her too so then she's like "I hate your whole family!"
She didn't really mean it ofcourse. But yea.
Sometimes these family things are annoying or whatever because I never grew up with any of my cousins because I was the youngest by like 5 years. But now that i'm older i've been able to chill at these little parties with my cousins alot better. I like it. :3
I'm not saying they wouldnt have accepted me or something I'm just saying that like I wouldn't have gotten what they were talking about.
Another thing i like about these occasions are that I get to experience the wholesome family kinda thing. Ofcourse it's far from American tho. We're all a lot louder and we don't all sit down at some giant ass table. It's corny but i'm pretty grateful to have a big family thing like that.

Seacrest out.

God dammit.

2008-06-14T14:50:42Z

Some stupid fuck on eBay is pissing me off. Before i bought the Elite Beat Agents that i have now i had bid on another one. But like the one i have now was a waaay better deal. :3
Well anyway i only bid like once and then i won the better one before that one and now the seller is all pissed that I havent paid and I sent him like 2 messages telling him I can't pay and to just call it off. Either this person doesn't know english or they're a fucking dumbass. Well yea. I hope he doesn't get my eBay account suspended or something. God dammit.
Well around 2 i'll be going to Aileen's house for her birthday and then at 6:30 i'll be going somewhere for Maggggggita's fifteens. Finally i'm going out somewhere. D: Although i don't wanna go to some gay ass camp i don't wanna stay at home all summer.

THE ELITE BEAT AGENTS ARE AT YOUR SERVICE!

AGENTS ARE----- GO!!!!!!

wooooooowwwww

2008-06-13T04:25:05Z

I was motivated to continue my live journal after reading raspberrysyrup's lj. I was so intrigued by his stories about Emiry i felt like i should keep this up I guess.

Back to business, you guys.
Today 'WTF: Work Time Fun' for the PSP came in the mail for me. :3 I bought it the other day when I went kinda eBay crazy and boought 'Elite Beat Agents' for the ds. Thank god they're good. :D
I'm writing at 12:14 am. I should be watching The Incredible Hulk with my sister and her friends but I turned down the offer. I'm too tired to watch a movie. I'd rather go watch it with my mom and then watch Speed Racer in 3D no matter how old it may be. :3
Anyway, i made burgers today and they were delicious :0 My sister didn't eat the other two i made for her so fuck it i ate em. Right now i'm taking a little break from playing Zelda Phantom Hourglass cause like i need to do some temple that I really don't want to do. D:
I'd like to go somewhere. Maybe to someone's house. But Tati's house is probly out of the question but I could try. idk i won't bother. :\ Maybe Jamie and Nick should just keep visiting or something. Liek whenever they want cause theres no one else to chill with really. I'm glad it's the summer but I kinda want the new school year to come so I can like see if there's any new pplz to meet and chill chill chill with. Not that I have anything against Jamie and Nick. I'd just like to go somewhere. DISNEY WORLD! i rly wanna go...

Bai. Andi.

Haiku of the Week

Oh how I miss her
That Misty from Pokemon
She wore really short shorts. D:

Tatiana.

2008-04-17T17:34:13Z

H'okai. So like i'm being sent to the new school that was just built near Okeechobee road and stuff. Then Tati gets all "neeneeneenee that school is gonna suck cause this reason that doesnt make sense and this other reason that really isn't a good reason and i'm just making up excuses."
The school is supposedly gonna be one of the best in the nation and instead of books they're gonna use CDs and smartboards. Google it. Anyway i was reading the electives on my subject selection form and i said "AP Human Geography?" and she was like "They have that here too! D:<" i was like omg wtf i was just reading it cause i didnt know wtf Human Geography meant. I was just saying it aloud.
Well i understand she wants me to stay in goleman but like I want to go. I'd hate to leave Tati there but she's sure as hell not gonna be alone. All her new friends are practically more important to her than I am. I mentioned to her today "It won't even make a difference if i'm not here. Cause i already am to you. You don't call me, IM me, text me, comment me, or even say hi to me."
And when she talks to me all she mentions are her other friends and her freakin (former) boyfriend and all the stupid drama shit she gets into. And i tell her "It's ur fault u get into all that drama shit" and she knows it's true. I have absolutely no trouble with people in life. Then she bitches and complains and gets mad saying her life is so shitty.
I don't understand her.
As much as i'd love to.
I love her and all but damn.

Haiku of the Week
Damn man what the fuck.
This bitch is fucking crazy.
Exagerration.

lalala

2008-04-14T21:38:59Z

Lying in a luke-warm bath,
Thoughts meander as your body cleanses,
Your head in the clouds,
Your mind in the heavens.

Something i came up with cause i had a writing gasm after taking a long bath.

nintandii @ 2008-04-09T19:05:00

2008-04-09T23:11:36Z

I guess i'll be sent to that new school next year. I don't mind though. The principal told us it'll be the only school in the nation with all 6 major academies. I plan to take technology to go into Commercial Arts. Like commercials and ads. And maybe someday work for Crispin Porter + Bogusky. <3

Haiku of the Week
High up in the sky,
Birds that take shits in your eye,
Take shits on your kids.

Three cheers for mindfucks

2008-04-06T17:03:09Z

More mindfuck dreams. This time i was like friends with a young Jack Black and we were like looking for jobs and stuff and then like some mafia people killed him or something and then i had some other friend that was a girl and we got kidnapped by some guy and he like threatened to kill me and tried to slit my wrist with a knife but missed and slashed my palm instead.
Then like we escaped or whatever and i ended up in some stadium and i somehow remembered that i joined a baseball team for some reason and i was in uniform or watever and i felt kinda cool in it. Then like the team was playing but for some reason me and like half of the team didn't play but we won anyway so i was like whatev.
And also for a bit i was dreaming that i was the main character from the movie 21. Which is pretty cool cause Jim Sturgess is one hot peice of ass. <3

dreams ftw

2008-04-05T14:11:36Z

Okay so like i barely ever have dreams. but this past week i have had absolutely nothing but crazy as dreams. For example, last night i had a dream me ad my sis had to go to my dad's house but for some reason i had to drive and i knew how to drive and everything but then there was no parking thing so i was like fuck man i cant get out now.
But whatever i eventually got out and like my dad's house was like in a completely different location and in front of his house was the characters to that Mario soccer game just playing soccer. And i was like "gtfo guys" but whatever. And then inside the house was like a shitload of cats and then somehow i ended up in this place with my friends.
It was like a giant park and we were on a field trip with like half th school and shit and then it started to pour and Ms. Pacheco (some teacher there) looked pregnant but it was only that she got fatter than she already is.
Then i went inside the park building and my dad was there with my stepmom and he was like "hey do you have a japanese language pack for the computer cause Lili(my stepmom) wants to lear Japanese." and i was like "No.o-o" and then inside the building there was this asian lady just lying down. And then all of a sudden she got up and there was a bunch of backup dancers and they all started dancing and started to sing some really cool J-Pop song so i was like ohshyt whatever. I wish i remember how it went. I could make a fortune. >:D
Ok so i exit the building with my friends and my dad and we end up in a parking lot and outside apparently there was some Dr. Seuss looking people with dogs promoting that Horton Hears A Who movie and then one of the 'Who' people came up to the crowd and asked what we would do with a dog like that and i raised my hand and said that i would piss all over it. And i guess only my dad noticed i said something vulgar and i he was like "wtf man" and then I woke up.
Pure mindfuck. I swear.

jesus christ.

2008-04-03T03:50:08Z

This is way overdue but i thought maybe it be a good time to do this already. Well... Yup. It's gonna be hard to write stuff. I mean i make this thing expecting to write personal things but for that i keep a diary. This the interwebz.. There's like 'zero' privacy on here so i'm not getting too personal. Aight... I'll start another time. Another day. Night.

Haiku of the Week
Two cats were fucking,
And they woke me the hell up,
like at 2 AM.

"Don't like his baggy jeans but ima like what's underneath them." Estelle- American Boy feat. Kanye West